Media: Volochkova pumped up the third size with silicone

Today, on the last day of autumn (what is autumn? it’s minus... minus 12-15 in the shade...)
, as always, “Ytro” presents a review of central newspapers.
We start traditionally, with the spread of “Life”
, because there the degree of secular gossip is so intense that it warms you up after a run through the streets of Moscow no worse than fifty grams of a cucumber.

So, let’s reject the orgy that the artists from the vocal-instrumental ensemble of German paramilitary music Rammstein committed in the capital of our Motherland, and let’s turn instead to the chronicle of the intimate life of our far from poor Nastya Volochkova. “Volochkova pumped up her breasts with silicone”

, the publication claims and provides details. From reliable sources, the newspaper writes on page 12, it became known that ex-prima of the Bolshoi Theater Anastasia Volochkova underwent two plastic surgeries, increasing her bust from ballerina size one to stripper size three. Silicone implants would have remained her secret (for the blind and incurious), if not for the suitors offended by the ballerina, who, as one, after quarrels with her, were in a hurry to reveal the secret of the charm and attractiveness of our sex, you know, symbol. To begin with, some mysterious experts advised Volochkova to enlarge her bust “slightly.” However, hunting, as we know, is worse than bondage, and soon the ballerina decided to take a radical step - she received a full-fledged No. 3. Former colleagues still joke that the ballerina gained weight precisely after she had her breasts enlarged. Volochkova’s former friend Ksyusha Sobchak joyfully confirmed the fact of the presence of implants, but could not resist commenting: “Everyone was talking about this. Although, in my opinion, I’ll tell you honestly, it didn’t help her much.”

How can we now smoothly move from Volochkova’s silicone breasts to Ukrainian events? Perhaps Komsomolskaya Pravda

, on the last page of which they usually print a selection of anecdotes. “Two policemen are walking down the street at night. Suddenly from the gateway there are shouts: “Help! They are killing! They're raping me!" The younger one looks at the older one. He: “Vova, fuck him. We’ll grab him now and judge him, and tomorrow he’ll be the Prime Minister...” Each publication has its own view of events, Komsomolskaya Pravda is looking for something vital and fun, as they say, “war is war, and dinner is orderly.” The article “Yushchenko’s Girls Seduce Yanukovych’s Miners” contains several sketches on this topic. A Donetsk miner is angry: the “orange” team took his friend to her tent on the Maidan. “Sorry, brother,” a fellow countryman came to say goodbye, “they have fun there, they serve food and feed chickens.” “Orange” girls organize discos in the “blue and white” camp, writes “KP”, they bring tape recorders with them and invite Donetsk girls to slow dances. “Everything with them, damn it, is like three notes,” the Donetsk people swear. Viktor Yushchenko himself recently fell victim to the magical triad, Komsomolskaya Pravda writes, because he confused his children. He claimed that even his three daughters were marching and chanting that “they are rich, they cannot be defeated.” Maidan rejoiced. Only Yushchenko has two little daughters and a son who is graduating from KP.

Edition "Newspaper"

reminds its readers that on November 30, 65 years ago, the war of the Soviet Union against Finland began. Despite the fact that from November 30, 1939 to March 13, 1940, almost 1.5 million soldiers and officers took part in the battles on both sides, these events were not called a war in the USSR, so much as a “conflict.” Soviet propaganda was also silent about a number of very sensitive defeats of the Red Army - it lost 150 thousand people in killed alone. But she acquired world-famous, as they now call, “brands”: “Vasily Terkin” - which first appeared on the pages of one of the army newspapers in 1940, “People’s Commissar’s hundred grams” and “Molotov cocktail”. But Gazeta reminds us that this “cocktail” - homemade incendiary grenades - was invented by the Finns to fight Soviet T-26 tanks.

"MK"

writes about an accident in the Moscow subway at the Chertanovskaya station. So far, two versions of what happened are being checked: the failure of the signal systems, which were supposed to warn the drivers of the overtaking train about the danger; and the human factor. Probably, the metro workers who controlled the “back” train were delayed in leaving and did not check whether there was a train at the station. Nevertheless, the head of the Moscow Metro, Dmitry Gaev, in a telephone conversation with the newspaper, dismissed the version of the failure of underground automation. According to Dmitry Vladimirovich, all signal systems at the entrance to the Chertanovskaya station worked normally (by the way, there are no traditional traffic lights on this line). The final cause of the emergency can only be determined after the work of the special commission is completed. According to Mr. Gaev, “the collision of the trains was the result of several factors at once,” including, possibly, human ones.

Newspaper "Version"

notes that if our people in power had not become victims of various criminal incidents from time to time, the people would not have learned much about them. For example, about what kind of car the people's representative from United Russia, Bashir Kodzoev, drives. In the declaration of a candidate for deputy in 1999, he noted that he did not have any cars, but during the assassination attempt on Kodzoev on March 14, 2001, it turned out otherwise. According to police reports, the deputy arrived at the scene in his personal Toyota Land Cruiser. It is unlikely that the Khanty-Mansi voters of United Russia member Vladimir Aseev would have been aware that in addition to the Mercedes, the ownership of which he indicated in the 2003 declaration, their deputy also drives a Mitsubishi Pajero (worth $35 thousand). It was this car that was stolen from the people's representative on the night of October 12-13, 2002. Residents of Baikonur also had no idea what their mayor Gennady Dmitrienko was driving around Moscow, until on August 30, 1997, unknown criminals stole his red Mitsubishi Pajero. Residents of the Moscow region would never have been able to assess the wealth of the Minister of Finance of the Moscow Region, Alexei Kuznetsov, if he had not announced on March 8, 2003, that a new Mercedes 500 worth 1.5 million rubles had been stolen. Little did the SPS voters know that the “horseless” (according to his 1999 declaration) deputy from this party, Alexander Shubin, drives an Audi A6 - this car was stolen from him on February 19, 2002... And there are countless examples of such, “Versions” write "

"Vedomosti"

please their readers: next year, Russian external debt may decrease by an additional $10 billion. The Ministry of Finance, which does not want to spend money from the stabilization fund on state investment in industry, is ready to pay off debts to the IMF and the Paris Club ahead of schedule using the reserve. According to a source in the Ministry of Finance, in 2005 Russia may allocate 300 billion rubles for early debt repayment. “The IMF is ready to accept our money at any time, and next year we plan to repay all $3.5 billion of debt,” says a ministry official. “The remaining money will go to the Paris Club, negotiations with which are currently underway.”

Russian art madness begins today in London, Izvestia

. Three auction houses - Christie's, MacDougall's and Sotheby's - are starting “Russian auctions”. Over three days, almost 1.5 thousand icons, paintings and jewelry will be put up for sale. The first, the newspaper writes, will be Christie's: the auction begins at ten o'clock in the morning local time, and a sensation may occur there: the 70th lot is Ivan Aivazovsky's painting “St. Isaac's Cathedral on a Frosty Day” (a rare urban view for a marine painter) - has an estimated price of 1-1.5 million pounds sterling (about $2.7 million).

And in conclusion - two news, one good, the other so-so. Kommersant writes about pleasant things

: Yesterday, Finance Minister Alexei Kudrin promised Russians German salaries in 24 years. The minister calculated that the real growth in average wages of Russian citizens over the next 10 years will be 7.8%. One condition is that annual GDP growth over this period should be no lower than 5-7%. And then by 2028 we will catch up with Germany in terms of wages.

But the bad news is published by Novye Izvestia

: Yesterday, Russian Finance Minister Alexei Kudrin finally admitted that by the end of this year Russia will not be able to keep inflation within 10%. It will be 11.5%. The minister sees the reason for the rise in prices in the rise in prices for grain, gasoline and meat. The “meat” component is the most important: it accounts for up to 2% of inflation. According to experts, the state itself is to blame for this, and we will all pay the price next year. Speaking to reporters, Alexei Kudrin admitted that if the rise in prices for gasoline and bread is a global trend, “then for meat it is our man-made problem that we created for ourselves.” According to the minister, the rise in price of red meat and poultry added 1-2% to inflation. “This is significant growth, and such measures do not bring us closer to doubling GDP or overcoming poverty. This requires serious analysis and serious additional decisions,” the official said, noting how important this problem is from the point of view of reaching the planned inflation of 8.5% in 2005.

In general, expecting a lot of money, let's squeeze in some meat. Don't get used to it.

Anastasia Volochkova had a skin tightening on her back (PHOTO)

Ballerina Anastasia Volochkova has always sworn off plastic surgery.
The 39-year-old artist resorts to less radical methods of rejuvenation. True, on her Instagram the dancer managed to surprise her fans. Ballerina Anastasia Volochkova published a strange photo from a procedure called “Vacuum massage.” Judging by the picture, she endured terrible torture for the sake of “tightening the skin and pulling out the hernia.”

“Vacuum massage is an unrealistic procedure! Replaces 10 massages, relieves tension, tightens skin, pulls out hernias - a miracle of the world! After 8 concerts they reinstated me in one go!”

Let us remind you that Volochkova was accused of breast surgery by her longtime friend from St. Petersburg, Ksenia Sobchak. However, the ballerina still does not admit that she has implants in her breasts. She assures that bust growth depends only on love.

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